I started this on my Twitter feed last year, basically juxtaposing a good Christmas and a bad Christmas. As I have no other messages for this holiday season, I figured I'd give you the whole collection. Happy holidays!
- Good Christmas: Sitting on Santa's lap. Bad Christmas: Shitting on Santa's lap.
- Good Christmas: A morning spent opening presents. Bad Christmas: A morning spent opening cold sores.
- Good Christmas: Singing carols to your neighbors. Bad Christmas: Singing carols to your prison guards.
- Good Christmas: Roasting chestnuts. Bad Christmas: Roasting your nuts.
- Good Christmas: Leaving cookies out for Santa. Bad Christmas: Leaving cookies out for Satan.
- Good Christmas: Making a house out of gingerbread. Bad Christmas: Making a house out of sweetbread.
- Good Christmas: Waiting for Santa to come down the chimney. Bad Christmas: Waiting for Santa to cum down the chimney.
- Good Christmas: Hanging balls on the tree. Bad Christmas: Hanging infidels on the tree.
- Good Christmas: Spending time with family. Bad Christmas: Spending time with the Manson family.
- Good Christmas: Enjoying the warmth of the fireplace. Bad Christmas: Enjoying the warmth of Chlamydia.
- Good Christmas: Looking at houses covered in Christmas lights. Bad Christmas: Looking at houses covered in landslides.
- Good Christmas: Reciting the nativity. Bad Christmas: Inciting the natives.
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