The Reading List

New York, NY

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• Such as a Kite - What else are you going to do in Amsterdam?
• Commuting Suicide XXXI - Yes, I'm going to Hell.
• The Drug Mule - It isn't illegal to smuggle drugs back into the country, right? Right?
  
• The Deal Breakers - Because a man wants what a man wants.
• An Open Letter to the Restaurant That Gave Me Food Poisoning on Friday Night - Yeah, it was just that bad.
• Commuting Suicide XXVII - I finally figured out the reason why New York always smells like piss.
• Cast Into the Pit of Hades III: Not Above Stealing From a Friend - I use a public forum to rant about things I hate.
• While the Cat's Away... - What would you do if you had free time and keys to your girlfriend's apartment?
• Hobo Decorum - Seriously, can't we all agree that we hate homeless people?
• Expelling Flatus - Sadly, hot chicks fart too.