Picture Perfect

New York, NY
It's one thing to catch a glimpse of a woman's chest. It's another thing entirely when said woman happens to be your best friend's wife, and you're dancing with her, at your best friend's sister's wedding, and they take a photo of it and post it on their official wedding photo website. I remember thinking at the time, through a fog of drunkenness, that I was quite possibly the greatest dancer in the world. It turns out I was wrong.

Still, it got me thinking about the amount of photos I haven't posted on this blog. Luckily, I've been uploading many to Facebook and they're now available for public consumption. Enjoy...

• Los Angeles/AXE Party - Photos from my quick trip out there a few weeks ago.
  
• Halloween 2008 - 1960's Ad Execs meet Greeks/Romans in a garden of earthly delights.
• Lindsey's Birthday Party - We would have raised the roof if there were one.
• Krista and Tom's Wedding - The setting for the photo above.
• Suzanna and Jeff's Wedding - A good place to get high.
• Seattle and Colorado - For such a long trip, there's a distinct lack of photos.
• Tim's Wedding - These are good, but the professional photos are much better.
• Centre Island - Oddly, there is no documentation of my cooking for the whole weekend.
• Tim's Bachelor Party - These are the only ones we can legally show you.
• Jackie's Wedding - The first of many.
• Molly's Bachelorette Party/Big Drink 3 - The first one I've been too. Also, I ate a penis shaped cookie.
• Cipriani Party/The Jarrett's Last Night in Town - Not a bad way to celebrate a great couple leaving.
• Duke! - Lindsey dragged me down to her Alma Mater to demonstrate how real students at a real college behave.

There are more, but these will have to do for now. Also, I suggest you check out my Unemployment Journal, which has been getting a lot of traction online.